How do you make a vacuum really appealing to women and even some men? Make it look like a giant penis.

Don’t just look cockeyed at this piece of work. The Cyclone Cleaner “UZU” is a compact, cordless and rechargeable vacuum cleaner designed to look attractive so that there would be no need to hide it in the far closets thus making it readily accessible in your living room as it seamlessly blends into your modern decor. Provided, your decor has been designed by Ron Jeremy. It is available in black, white and orange.

At $398, this member of the cleaning family might prick your wallet, but it would make one great holiday gift for the Mrs. Johnson in your life. Hard to resist isn’t it? Available at Compact Impact.

This is one phallus that sure does suck! What a refreshing change.

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“In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous”

–Aristotle

There exists a soap so special that, according to the manufacturer, Noveletti, it is necessary to quote Aristotle to describe it.

The elegant sculpture you are currently viewing is indeed – a soap holder. Certainly not your average soap dish. This stainless steel humming bird ever-so-gracefully suspends your soap bundle from it’s delicate beak via a magnetic button inserted into any brand of bar soap. Of course, if you’re going to obtain such an item, you’ll probably want to splurge another $25 on the Glorious Garden Scented Bath Soaps designed to perfectly accommodate this creation. 3 soap bars per set.

Sure, you could stick that magnet into your household Irish Spring, but that would be more ridiculous than purchasing a $360 soap dish.

Other designs also available at Kitchens Bath