Are you one of the millions of people on the market for a tortoise foot stool?

Did I say millions? I meant two. Well, if you’re that other person, then you’re going to fall in love with this beautifully made foot stool with a leather tufted “shell” cushion and hardwood base as much as I have. This little turtle is both cute, elegant and ridiculously expensive. Hey, there are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t.

It is available only at Horchow for only $729.00. If only I had that kinda dough to sink into something so frivolous.

If you’re now aching for a tortoise foot stool though, there are a couple of much cheaper, lesser, and more garish models available at Rooms To Go, JCPenny and Ebay, respectively: