How do you make a vacuum really appealing to women and even some men? Make it look like a giant penis.

Don’t just look cockeyed at this piece of work. The Cyclone Cleaner “UZU” is a compact, cordless and rechargeable vacuum cleaner designed to look attractive so that there would be no need to hide it in the far closets thus making it readily accessible in your living room as it seamlessly blends into your modern decor. Provided, your decor has been designed by Ron Jeremy. It is available in black, white and orange.

At $398, this member of the cleaning family might prick your wallet, but it would make one great holiday gift for the Mrs. Johnson in your life. Hard to resist isn’t it? Available at Compact Impact.

This is one phallus that sure does suck! What a refreshing change.

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